House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Rainn Wilson: Bill Hudley
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Quotes
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Captain Spaulding : Let me ask you something. How come you're asking me so many jackassy questions?
Bill Hudley : My friends and I are on a road trip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country.
Captain Spaulding : I don't drive cross country.
Bill Hudley : But if you did...
Captain Spaulding : But I don't.
Bill Hudley : Yeah, but supposing for a second you did.
Captain Spaulding : [laughs] You little dickens, you. I know what your problem is.
Bill Hudley : What's that?
Captain Spaulding : [getting angry] Ya'll think us folk from the country's real funny-like, dontcha?
Bill Hudley : Jerry...
Captain Spaulding : Yeah, well, saddle up the mule, Ma! Slide me some grits! I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu.
Bill Hudley : Jerry...
Captain Spaulding : You asshole!
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Bill Hudley : Mmmm, tasty.
Baby : Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.
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Bill Hudley : Christ, you scared the shit out of me.
Baby : Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Bill Hudley : Is your brother ready to go?
Baby : Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on.
Bill Hudley : He left!
Baby : Yeah, come on.