Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001 Video)

Susan Chuang: Jodi Chang

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Quotes 

• Jodi Chang : [after assembling a potato gun, Jodi realizes a problem]  Uh, but do we have a lighter?

  Jack : Burt does.

  Burt : [looks up from the gun]  How do you know?

  Jack : Well, 'cause you're... Burt.

  Burt : [presenting lighter]  Damn right I am.

• Jack : The universe provides.

  Jodi Chang : The universe provides a boat?

  Jack : And a blue tarp! C'mon!

• [as an ass blaster groans over Burt's compound] 

  Burt : Not to worry, my perimeter is completely Graboid proof.

  Jodi Chang : But is it ass blaster proof.

• [Suggesting names for the flying monsters] 

  Jodi Chang : Assblasters. How's that?

  Jack : Sounds like a porno film.

• Jodi Chang : Well, we discovered it right? Just like the other ones. We should name it... how about buttlauncher?

• Jodi Chang : By the way, you didn't pay me for that bag of ice this morning.

  Jack : Yeah, well, you know, I thought it was complimentary ice.

  Jodi Chang : I'm in business here, Jack.

  Jack : So am I. I've been thinking you ought to sell me my refreshments at wholesale.

  Jodi Chang : Because?

  Jack : It's a part of our symbiotic relationship.

  Jodi Chang : Oh, symbiotic relationship. That's a good one, Jack.

  Jack : You see, Jodi, all things are related. My business brings business to your business. Probably like an increase of about, approximately around, 50%.

  Jodi Chang : Oh, Actually, 22%, with questionable sustainability.

  Jack : Questionable sustainability?

  Jodi Chang : Do you have a business plan?

  Jack : I try not to plan too much. I trust in the ebb and flow of the universe.

• Jodi Chang : Right. So, were you able to get me some graboid or shrieker parts: Beaks, tentacles, claws?

  Burt : Aren't you overdoing all this a little?

  Jodi Chang : Burt, this stuff is our claim to fame. China has pandas. Australia has koalas. And we've got these, even if they are extinct here.

• [after Burt blows up a shrieker herd] 

  Jack : Holy Sheeit! he doesn't fool around.

  Jodi Chang : Burt is very uh, committed.

• Burt : [after everyone runs into an outhouse to hide from the assblasters]  Well... let's assess the situation.

  Jack : We're screwed.

  Jodi Chang : We're screwed in an outhouse?

• Jodi Chang : In retail, if you're not three steps ahead, you're one step behind.

• [after Burt gets dug up from a Graboid stomach] 

  Burt : I prefer... we keep this... to ourselves.

  Jodi Chang : Oh, you guys definitely need to be supervised.

• Jodi Chang : [after killing an ass-blaster]  Ha! Ass blaster! Blast your own damn ass!

• Jodi Chang : and they light there own farts but how does this help us?