Mad Dog II: The Lost Gold (1992 Video Game)

Clifford Voake: Professor

Quotes 

• [the chest is opened and there are only bags of sand in it] 

  Professor : Dirt! This... This is what I risked my bloody life for?

  Shooting Beaver : Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.

  Padre : I had planned to do so much good with it. I guess I'll never get to see Rome.

  Buckskin Bonnie : How 'bout Paris, Padre. Who took it?

  [They all look at the Stagecoach driver] 

  Stagecoach Driver : Well don't look at me, my hands are clean. Mad Dog... or... maybe you should have played a better game.

• Professor : Bloody Mad Dog... he's robbing the train!

• Professor : We're within spitting distance of that treasure now...

  [a gunman tries to shoot him] 

  Professor : I'm eternally grateful to you, friend.

• Stagecoach Driver : Stranger, you best get out of town. Mad Dog knows you got the map.

  Professor : Go my friend, you have the map and I bloody well have the way. A little traveling music, Sam!

• Professor : Gentleman, my elixir will cure you of alcoholism, lost manhood, and the common cold.

  Gunman : Professor, you're a cheat and a swindler!

  [pulls gun on him] 

• [after blowing up a gunman] 

  Professor : Oooh. I think you hurt that fellow.

• Professor : Jolly good shot!

• Professor : [dying]  I've dealt my last card.

• [the chest is open and there is gold inside] 

  Professor : I'm rich!

  Stagecoach Driver : Yahoo!

  Padre : I can go to Rome.

  Buckskin Bonnie : Paree!