- Jerry Lawler: [Rikishi throws a drink in Stone Cold's face] Maybe that was beer. No it couldn't of been beer that would be like spinach to Popeye.
- William Regal: I have found out that my opponent tonight is a man known in some circles as... Naked Mideon. A man who is fouler than a box of frogs. I approached our commissioner Mick Foley and demanded that this miserable specimen wrestle in proper ring attire, and thankfully Foley agreed.
- William Regal: Running naked willy-nilly, through the streets, may be fine in impoverished towns such as this, but I will not let it besmirch my title reign.
- Jim Ross: Nobody runs willy-nilly in Oklahoma, I'll tell you that.
- Jim Ross: Austin taking his leather belt off - and now he's whipping Rikishi like a government mule!