Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Randy Quaid: Mr. Briggs

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Quotes 

• Janey : I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am a unique rebel.

  Mitch : It sounds more like you're a lesbo.

  Mr. Briggs : Hey, Mitch, now leave your sister alone.

  Janey : Thank you, daddy.

  Mr. Briggs : If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.

• Mr. Briggs : [to Janey]  Good night, Pumpkin Tits.

• Mr. Briggs : Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.

  Janey Briggs : Why, do you have a job interview today, Daddy?

  Mr. Briggs : No honey, I-I'll probably just be way too drunk.

  Janey Briggs : Oh, that's good. We don't want you drinking and driving.

  Mr. Briggs : Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.

  Janey Briggs : Okay. Bye, Daddy.

  [kisses him on the cheek] 

  Mr. Briggs : Bye, Pumpkinhead.

• Janey : Daddy, there's this boy, Jake...

  Mr. Briggs : [Concerned]  Oh, honey, Jake knocked you up!

  Janey : [Horrified]  What? No!