Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Jay Johnston: Roadie

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• Preston's Mother : [Preston's parents are just heading out for the weekend]  Now Preston, I left some money on the kitchen counter. Oh and the emergency numbers are by the phone.

  Preston's Father : And remember son, *no parties*.

  Keg Guy : [Two guys walk by carring a beer keg]  Keg commin' through! Hey Preston.

  Preston : Whats up, man?

  Preston's Father : We're really trusting you here, Preston.

  Roadie : [Behind them two more guys roll in a huge set of speakers]  Where to you want these speakers set up, Preston?

  Preston : Yeah, just move all the shit in the dinning room.

  [to his parents] 

  Preston : Well, you guys really should hit the road, huh? Because I'm about to take your antique Ferrari to the inner-city to buy some hookers.

  Preston's Mother : Well, alright, sweetie. We'll call you later to check in.

  Preston : Oh, mom. By that point I'll be so high I won't even know where the phone is.

  Preston's Mother : Haha! Thats my boy.