Quads! (2001–2002)

James Kee: Reilly

Quotes 

• Griz : Well look at it this way. Now I can call you numb-nuts with real authority.

  Spalding : Over! Do you wear contacts?

  Reilly : No! OH!

  Griz : Is that his ass or my aftershave?

• Reilly : I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.

  Blazer : Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.

• Reilly : I feel good about having no self-esteem... Doesn't that screw everything up!

• Reilly : Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.

  Blazer : I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him

  [Lefty walks in] 

  Lefty : Morning...

  Reilly : Look who isn't dead

• Reilly : They were prejudiced against you because you're gay?

  Spalding : No! Because I'm Australian!