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Better erotic content than usual from Mighty Joe
lor_5 July 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Joe D'Amato dishes up the XXX porn, and keeps it right on a'comin' in MESSALINA, one of his many period dress hardcore exercises. A quality female cast puts it over.

Kelly Trump stars in the title role, delivering more double penetrations than you can shake a stick (or whatever) at. But balancing her presence is a ringer of a Nubian handmaiden played by the striking Olivia Del Rio, thereby sneaking the film into the mixed combo category. D'Amato also had Del Rio starring as Cleopatra, a video in which she was far better than her material.

Also kicked upstairs is balding character (porn division) actor Silvio Evangelista who sticks out (literally) amongst the male cast members as Narciso, right hand man to emperor Claudio (Claudius). He gets a lot of hump time on-screen and is up to the task.

As Claudius, taking over the empire with the death of Caligula, Backey Jakic is a non-starter, rather unimpressive whether balling Trump or Del Rio. He stars in a big-deal THE MAGNIFICENT 7 GIRLS, which is at the top of my want list, thanks of course to its femme cast (Sarah Young, Trump, Maria Bellucci, Anita Blond, etc.), not his presence.

SPOILER ALERT:

In fact, Claudius is lame enough that D'Amato has to bring in his closer, Hakan Serbes, to service Trump in the final reel. Happy ending D'Amato style has Trump maneuvering so her hubby Claudius arrives to see her making love to Narciso, whose punishment when she claims "rape" is castration. At least Big Joe didn't show it.

This one's pretty much wall-to-wall sex. I'm more or less addicted to this junk, but it might prove disappointing to more demanding "storyline porn" fans.
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2/10
D'Amato on autopilot once more
Leofwine_draca11 February 2017
Warning: Spoilers
MESSALINA: THE VIRGIN EMPRESS is another in a long line of routine historically-themed sex adventures that Italian exploitation director Joe D'Amato was knocking out in the 1990s in the years prior to his death. This one's a story that's particularly void of imagination and talent, a mere repetitive sequence of sex scenes shot on the cheap and in a hurry.

Those looking for genuine production values will be disappointed as the whole thing takes place on just a couple of sets, although the costumes are quite cool (and were probably borrowed from another production). MESSALINA is basically D'Amato's ode to German actress Kelly Trump, who appears in virtually all of the scenes and gets up to all kinds of hardcore stuff. Sadly, the production is marred by the poor quality cameras leading to a grainy look, very bad and laughable English dubbing, and a plot that seems to have been written on the back of a beer mat. I prefer story with my exploitation but here all we get is endless repetition devoid of intrigue.
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10/10
# 21 : she is not her (vhs)
lamegabyte1 October 2016
This detail that Olivia is just a maid and not Messalina is paramount as for her fans like me, you could expect that this movie would be as good and full than Cleopatra! So Olivia has just one scene and a half and for sure it's Trump who is in the spotlight.

Except this difference, the two movies are really similar as they have the same production team behind... This visual making of Roman Empire with cheap props is funny but also successful: their hard-work is paid off and thus even if it has defects, this movie sends us in another era, fact not often seen in adult production. That's why i give my thumbs up!
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10/10
Kelly Trump is a knockout
hollywoodshack8 May 2021
This film is just classic hardcore with Kelly Trump as Messalina, conquering Rome several men devoured at a time. Excellent photography by Joe D'Amato, stirring musical score, and the attractiveness of no tattoos on any of the performers make this a don't miss for fans of the genre. Would look forward to a new DVD release.
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Hm, they didn't teach this in history class...
Coventry7 September 2023
Whilst watching this originally Italian adult movie in an English-dubbed version, it suddenly occurred to me what the most awkward job in the world must be! Surely, it's being the voice actor/actress assigned with providing all sorts of sex-noises (moaning, dirty talk, pleasure sounds, ...) from behind a microphone in a studio! Can you imagine saying stuff like "Oh yes, yes, feel my Roman sword deep inside you" with a straight face?

Anyway, I could state - without lying, even - that I'm fascinated by the copious amounts of smut & trash movies Joe D'Amato directed in his career, but let's be a little more honest and straightforward here. This "Messalina" is simply an appealing porno flick starring the contemporarily most beautiful and successful adult actress in a glorious role. Nothing more, nothing less. Kelly Trump, luckily for her she's not related to the former US-president, was the European adult industry's goddess throughout the nineties, and D'Amato was clever enough to let this film entirely and solely revolve around her. There are a couple of other ravishing actresses in the cast, like Olivia Del Rio and Ursula Moore, but they obviously remain in the shadows of Mrs. Trump who does an impressively large amount of physical labor here.

What I do love most about adult movies from the 1990s is that they at least always tried to feature a minimal plot and a half-decent setting. "Messalina - the Virgin Empress" is a fantastically inaccurate title, by the way. She remains a virgin for a barely a minute into her first scene. "Messalina - the Insatiable Empress" is what I would have called it. The story revolves around one of the wives of Claudius, who became the Roman Emperor after Caligula was murdered. Messalina always dreamed of being the empress, but since her husband is so busy reigning over Rome, she quickly gets bored and allows for half of the empire to take advantage of her luscious body. Oddly enough, I never read this important little historical footnote in any books, or don't recall being taught this in history class.

It's funny how the decor is obviously just a house where a lot of cheap-looking props, mainly statues, have been dragged in to make it look like an ancient Roman mansion. The typical costumes seemingly come from a quality party shop, though. And, like another reviewer correctly stated, it's always a relief to see how in "older" adult movies the performers were natural beautiful and sexy; - without their bodies being enhanced with silicones and Botox, or entirely covered with tattoos. Oh Lord, I'm getting old.
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