Dog Soldiers (2002)

Leslie Simpson: Terry

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Quotes 

• Cooper : Go on then Bruce, what scares you?

  Bruce : The self-destructive nature of the human condition.

  Spoon : You're just taking the piss now.

  Cooper : What about you, Spoon?

  Spoon : Castration.

  Cooper : There's no argument there. Joe?

  Joe : Only one thing guaranteed to put the shits up me: a penalty shoot-out.

  Cooper : Figures. Terry?

  Terry : Watching a penalty shoot-out... with Joe.

  Bruce : What about you, Coop?

  Cooper : Spiders. And women. And... spider-women.

• Wells : If we do happen to make contact, I expect nothing less than gratuitous violence from the lot of ya. Because we're firing blanks doesn't mean we have to be thinking nice thoughts. So you remember, you keep the fire down, right, you get stuck in and you kick their fucking teeth out, or I guarantee you, Joe, they will be eating your bollocks for breakfast, sunshine.

  Terry : Hard-boiled or fried, Sarge?

  Wells : Scrambled.

• Terry : Planning on scoring, Sarge?

  Spoon : Yea, well mind you don't foul her in the penalty box.

  Terry : Aww.

  Wells : Alright, button it, Private Parts.

• [after throwing up and being asked if he is all right] 

  Terry : I've got a real craving for a kebab.

• Terry : Dogs. More like pussies.

• Wells : All right, then, time sync. I got zero-seven-thirty coming up in three... two... one... check.

  Spoon : Oh, bollocks, I don't believe this.

  Wells : What is it now, Witherspoon?

  Spoon : Left me watch at the barracks, Sarge.

  Wells : Take a breather every once in a while, son, you'll live longer.

  Terry : Nice work, Spoon, you tosser.

  Joe : Took the words right out of my mouth.

  Spoon : And you'll be taking my boot out your mouth in a minute, Joe, you baldy twat.

• Terry : Why would they put a bug in our radio?

  Spoon : It's the Kobayashi Maru test. They fixed it so we can't fuckin' win.

• [Joe's complaining about the quality of the food] 

  Joe : I'm sick of this pre-packed dog shite.

  Bruce : If it's not one thing, it's another, eh Joe?

  Spoon : I know, you're like a bear with a sore head.

  Terry : Thanks to Cooper's fancy footwork.

  Cooper : Yeah, sorry about that Joe. How's your head doing?

  Joe : Still in one piece. Knock on wood.

• Joe : Come on then Bruce, man. Lets hear the result on the radio.

  Bruce : Why do you keep torturing yourself?

  Joe : We might've slaughtered them.

  Bruce : Yeah, then again, you might not.

  Terry : We all wanna know the results Joe. We just enjoy watching you suffer.

  Joe : Laugh. I nearly split my sides.

  Spoon : Yeah, well there's no point tearing your hair out about it Joe... oops, sorry mate, too late.

• Spoon : They shut down the generator!

  Terry : Why would they do that?

  Megan : Because they can see in the dark.

  Ryan : And you're afraid of it.

• [Referring to Megan] 

  Spoon : What do ya think of her then?

  Terry : Not my type.

  Spoon : She's the only type, mate.

  Joe : Why have the runt of the litter when ya can have the cream of the crop?

  Spoon : [Imitating a wanking gesture]  No soggy dreams mate.