- Laure Ash: You know why no good deed goes unpunished? Because this world is hell and you're nothing but a fucking patsy.
- Nicolas Bardo: I'm sorry... You look so familiar. Haven't we met before, somewhere?
- Laure Ash: Only in my dreams.
- Black Tie: I thought about her every fucking second... of every fucking minute... for seven fucking years!
- Laure Ash: [talking about herself] What happened to poor Lily? She must have drowned and washed out to sea.
- Laure Ash: [to Nick] Maybe Napolean and I can sail off into the sunset and you can go fuck yourself.
- French cop: The American ambassador beats his wife?
- Nicolas Bardo: Yes, that's right. And she has the face to prove it.