WrestleMania X-Seven (2001 TV Special)

Jim Ross: Jim Ross

Quotes 

• Jim Ross : Son of a bitch! Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul to Satan himself to win the WWF title!

• Jim Ross : The Dudleys from Dudleyville, just outside of Parts Unknown, I believe.

• Jim Ross : Hey! there's Lita! Lita, jerkin' Edge off... the ladder.

• Jim Ross : [Stone Cold locks The Rock in the Million Dollar Dream]  The Million Dollar Dream! Austin taught that hold by Ted DiBiase when he was the Ringmaster!

  Paul Heyman : What won't Steve Austin do to become the champion?

  Jim Ross : Austin hasn't used that maneuver in years!

• Jim Ross : Austin and McMahon might as well urinate on the Rock thats what they done to him.

• Paul Heyman : They're shaking hands!

  Jim Ross : STONE COLD IS SHAKING HANDS WITH SATAN HIMSELF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!

• Jim Ross : [during Chyna's match with Ivory]  What a clothesline! I guess we call that a Chyna-line.

  [brief pause] 

  Jim Ross : Or maybe not.

  Paul Heyman : Let's stick with maybe not.

• Jim Ross : Tonight as far as the Undertaker is concerned Game over!

• Paul Heyman : Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul for the WWF title. We are witnessing something that will be talked about for years to come.

  Jim Ross : I don't believe this. What the hell! Son of a BITCH! Son of a BITCH I don't believe this!

• Jim Ross : I can't believe this. I thought I knew Austin. I thought I knew the Texas Rattlesnake!

  Paul Heyman : Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold out his fans. He sold out YOU, and all of his fans, right down the river and you know what? You have to say, a leopard will never change his spots, because he's a rattlesnake, and that's what a rattlesnake will do.

• Paul Heyman : Kane scares the hell outta me and I'm a fearless guy!

  Jim Ross : Lets not carried away but!...

• Paul Heyman : You should of saw this coming Stone Cold is a Rattlesnake and thats what a Rattlesnake will do to you.

  Jim Ross : I thought I knew that man I thought I knew Steve Austin I was in the hospital when he came out of surgery.