- Bigthan(Jean-Claude): You don't mean...
- Teresh(Philippe): The island where you get tickled day and night?
- Bigthan(Jean-Claude): Night and day?
- Teresh(Philippe): Without stop?
- Bigthan(Jean-Claude): Not even if you say pretty please?
- The Tickler: [enters with giant feather]
- Bigthan and Teresh: Aaaagh!
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): We work in the same palace, but comapred to me you are g-nat.
- Mordecai (Pa Grape): Uh, the 'g' is silent. It's 'gnat.'
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): Are you calling ME a g-nat?
- Mordecai (Pa Grape): No! Just correcting your pronounciation.
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): [shouts] Are you calling me stupid?
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): Well, hello there! I guess there's not much to say, eh Mordecai? Seeing how in two days, you'll be waking up in Chuckle City! Ha! Y'know, I just came from dinner with the king and queen, and they invited me over again tomorrow night! Heh, I guess they must like me. Why don't you like me, Mordecai?
- Mordecai (Pa Grape): Eeesh... .
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): You know, it wouldn't be too hard to show me that you like me. Just a little bow, that's all. Is that so hard? Eh, who knows? I'm a very influential guy. I might be able to work something out for you and your family...
- Mordecai (Pa Grape): Arrogance is not fitting for a fool, Haman! Much less is lying fitting for a right hand man! I'll never bow to you!
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): Hngggh... oh yeah? Well, maybe this "foolish right hand man" can arrange for you to take your trip to Tickle Town *tonight*!