Alias (2001–2006)

Merrin Dungey: Francie Calfo, Allison Doren

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Quotes 

• Francie : "Dear Aunt Stephanie. Unfortunately, as my mother has informed you, the wedding is off so I am returning your kind gift of a coffee maker because, as it turns out, the man to whom I was engaged is a deceitful, two-faced, sex-crazed jackass. All my love, Francie."

  Sydney : It's not too harsh.

• Francie : Okay, seriously, we are not putting chocolate chips in the pancakes.

  Will : I got news for you. Oh yes we are.

• Sydney : [while following Francie's boyfriend, Francie starts the car immediately after he leaves his house]  No, wait until he's a block away.

  Francie : Look at you getting all into it!

  Sydney : [embarrassed]  Everyone knows you wait.

  Francie : I didn't know you wait.

  Sydney : You wait.

• Sydney : Well, go ahead and raid my closet.

  Francie : Thanks... but I've got boobs.

• Francie : No, no, no. We need a professional. We need a hit man. If there's one, there are a thousand. Rats breed hourly.

• Sydney : Why does that guy have such a guilty look on his face?

  Francie : Yesterday, Ginger told Rod that Gavin was Ruby's pimp, but Rod didn't even know that Ruby was a prostitute...

  Sydney : Who's Gavin?

  Francie : Ruby's father.

  Sydney : Ew.

• Francie : What? You kissed Will Tippin? Are you kidding me?

• [the Francie clone has hypnotized Will Tippen] 

  Francie : [as Allison]  Now I'm going to count back from five, and when you wake up, you will remember nothing of this conversation. All you will remember is that you had the best sex of your life.