Mike becomes competitive after learning Liz had sex with her ex four times a day. Meanwhile, Euan is befuddled when a coworker tells everyone that he's gay.
When Mike points out that Euan's voice makes him irresistible to American women, Euan agrees to swap accents. Also, Chau falls for a mentally ill homeless woman.
Mike becomes comfortable farting in front of Liz. Meanwhile, Euan finally builds up the courage to sever ties with a girlfriend, but he's perplexed when she finds solace in Chau's arms.
Chau's new girlfriend has a knack for getting him assaulted. Meanwhile, the gang disregards Status Quo's rules when he leaves his beloved poodle in their care.
Due to lack of funds, Mike cancels a ski trip, so Euan creates a fake job to funnel his buddy some cash. Meanwhile, Chau has difficulty getting respect from his employees.