Jay Brennan: Jay

Quotes 

• Jay : How is the house and the husband and the dog?

  Ann : Wait, did you say the husband? Oh, my dear, you know, he's acting awfully funny lately. Oh, I had to run away from him. I had to leave the house.

  Jay : What's the matter with him? Is he, eh, drunk again?

  Ann : I don't know, but, he was trying to get his pants over his head.

• Ann : I just came from the dentist and my mouth feels like a parade ground.

  Jay : A parade ground? How?

  Ann : Well, two dentists have been drilling on it all morning.