We Know Where You Live. Live! (2001 TV Movie)

Jeremy Hardy: Self

Quotes 

• Jeremy Hardy : There's a sign outside here saying "do you want to sponsor this roundabout?". It's a roundabout, it's not going to do a bungee jump for multiple sclerosis, is it?

• Jeremy Hardy : You're very kind to an old tart in the twighlight of his years.

• Jeremy Hardy : The Countryside Alliance are interesting people, one of the good things about foot and mouth is they can't fucking move without walking in Dettol. They're just fucked. It's good. Because normally they would be marching into London with no respect for our urban ways.

• Jeremy Hardy : The police attack people and people forgive the police, people say 'well, it is a difficult job'. Of course it's a difficult job. Jobs are difficult. After all, they're just normal people. Police are not normal people. Who do you know who rides a horse round a shopping centre?