We Know Where You Live. Live! (2001 TV Movie)

Paul Whitehouse: Smashie, George

Quotes 

• Mike Smash : Nicey, you un-PC pilchard!

• Mike Smash : I'm Mike Smash, Britain's most popadapadopulous DJ.

  Dave Nice : And I'm Dave Nice, former DJ and current chairman of 'Kent people against asylum seekers'.

• Mike Smash : You know, there's a lot of electrotesticaltrocious torture out there. Places where people are whipped and stripped and tied up.

  Dave Nice : I know that club. It's off Great Portland Street. It's called Ouch!