Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)
Sam Tarasco: Sam Losco, Vet
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Quotes
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[taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
Sam Losco : I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
Ricky : Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
Sam Losco : What do you think?
Ricky : [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?
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[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog]
Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.
Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.
Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.
Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...
Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...
Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!
Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!
J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!
