Mean Machine (2001)
Jake Abraham: Bob Carter
Quotes
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Bob Likely : Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely, and you've joined us live from the recreation field.
Bob Carter : Yes, I'm Bob Carter, and thanks once again to our esteemed governor...
[they cover their mikes]
Bob Likely , Bob Carter : [whispering] Wanker.
Bob Carter : For providing our splendid facilities here, as part of his progressive rehabilitation campaign.
Bob Likely : And for our captive audience who are cooped up inside, here's a weather report. Bob?
Bob Carter : Well, it's a beautiful day, Bob.
Bob Likely : And what a day it is!
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Bob Carter : Just goes to show, Bob: lightning can strike twice.
Bob Likely : Absofuckinglutely, Bob!
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[Danny drives a free kick straight into Ratchett's crotch]
Bob Likely : Ooh! Right in Ratchett's crown jewels.
Bob Carter : It's going to take more than Magic Sponge to take the sting out of that, Bob!
Ratchett : [bowing over slowly] Fuck... me!
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Bob Likely : [commentating] And Trojan evades Maston brilliantly.
Bob Carter : If only he could have done that the night he got nicked.
[they laugh]
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[Danny drives a second free kick into Ratchett's crotch]
Bob Likely : Ooh! Right in his Carentan onions.
Bob Carter : No nooky for Mr. Ratchett.
Bob Likely : No nooky for Mrs. Ratchett neither.