Cupid Takes a Holiday (1938)
Danny Kaye: Nikolai Nikolaevich
Quotes
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Owner : What type of wife do you want?
Nikolai Nikolaevich : Uh, let me see. I do not care what she looks like, provided she is beautiful. I do not care how old she is, provided she is young. And, I do not care how poor she is, provided she has plenty of money.
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Owner : You know what you'll get when you marry her?
Nikolai Nikolaevich : Sure, a divorce.
Owner : You'll get a thousand heads of cattle.
Nikolai Nikolaevich : What good are the heads without the rest of them?
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Nikolai Nikolaevich : For you I would swim the highest mountain, climb the widest river, fight the world, conquer armies.