Cupid Takes a Holiday (1938)

Douglas Leavitt: Owner

Quotes 

• Owner : What type of wife do you want?

  Nikolai Nikolaevich : Uh, let me see. I do not care what she looks like, provided she is beautiful. I do not care how old she is, provided she is young. And, I do not care how poor she is, provided she has plenty of money.

• Owner : You know what you'll get when you marry her?

  Nikolai Nikolaevich : Sure, a divorce.

  Owner : You'll get a thousand heads of cattle.

  Nikolai Nikolaevich : What good are the heads without the rest of them?