Sellâle (2001)

Tuncel Kurtiz: Kel Selim

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• Kel Selim : Time sometimes raises a man up to the clouds and sometimes it buries him down under. Agaluk is fucked up.

• Kel Selim : We sent the French off and less than ten years later they bring Uncle Sam upon us. Who the hell is he, man! Ha? When the French were here, black men were handing out white bread. Folks were stepping on each other just for a loaf of bread. And not a single sould was there to ask the occupiers: Who the hell are you? Now this Uncle Sam hands out flour, milk powder and cotton oil. Then he sent thousands to Korea and had them fight the Asians.

• Kel Selim : So, you think Uncle Sam sends us that donkey milk for love? They make the donkey milk into powder and they force it on our kids at school. And what happens when you drink donkey's milk?

  Kasap Callud : You turn into a donkey! And if it's mixed with horse milk, a mule.

  Kel Selim : One does not need a saddle on his back to be a donkey!

• Kel Selim : Turned our schools into a donkey factory! Soon every neighborhood will have a stud farm.

• Kasap Callud : Heyy, eat the meat, but not the share of infants

  Kel Selim : Callud doesn't eat the share of infants, but likes their mamas. Well, Cemal, draw the picture of a donkey here. So we'll know that they will be all overthe place in twenty years.

• Kasap Callud : Check out the calf! It's like a baby deer, man! Master, shall I reserve his balls for you?

  Kel Selim : You fool! Hadn't you slaughtered this one last week? This is the twin brother. Yeah, I guess a brother of the donkey kind!

• Kel Selim : The grasshopper jumps once, twice, and in the third gets caught!