- Kevin MacDonald: It was a little movie called Citizen Kane, Citizen Kane, IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!
- [pause]
- Dave Foley: Well, big fuckin' deal!
- Woman: Are you going to a costume party or something?
- Captain Apathy: No, I'm a superhero.
- Woman: You mean like Superman?
- Captain Apathy: I'm Captain Apathy. I have all the powers of a superhero but absolutely no will to use them.
- Woman: Well, that pisses me off, because I was brutally attacked here just last week.
- Captain Apathy: Yeah, I saw that...