- Durango: I'm looking for a man.
- Cantina Bartender: Hey, hey, hey, I don't serve your kind. Better try Cholo Hoto across town.
- Durango: No, no, no, no, no, I'm all man, all man compa.
- Chaparro: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! They could be in disguises. I had a bad experience once on the Planet Monterrey. I was in love. Her name was LoQueesha... OR SO HE SAID! Prove yourselves!