The Cat in the Hat (2003)

Sean Hayes: Mr. Humberfloob, Voice of the Fish

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Quotes 

• The Fish : Someone else should drive!

  The Cat : Alright, you win. Concrete, you drive.

  [gives Conrad the wheel] 

  Conrad : Are you serious?

  The Cat : I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!" Now punch it.

  Conrad : This is awesome!

  Sally : I want to drive.

  The Cat : I think that's a great idea.

  [gives Sally another wheel] 

  Conrad : Wait, two people can't drive at the same time.

  The Cat : You're right. We should all drive.

  [gets his own wheel] 

• The Fish : Children, this cat is currently in violation of... seventeen of your mother's rules!

  [the phone rings, and The Cat answers it] 

  The Cat : City Morgue!

  The Fish : [losing it]  Eighteen!

• The Fish : This cat should not be here, he should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!

• The Fish : A dog goes, "Woof woof," and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log. But a fish speaks in plain English...

• The Fish : [on the toilet]  This is where they buried my brother!

• The Fish : Oh my Cod!

• Mr. Humberfloob : First, I'd like to welcome aboard our newest member of the Humberfloob family, Jim McFlinnagan.

  [McFinnigan shakes Humberfloob's hand, to everyone else's shock] 

  Jim McFinnigan : Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you...

  Mr. Humberfloob : Fired.

  Jim McFinnigan : I beg your pardon?

  Mr. Humberfloob : Fired.

  Jim McFinnigan : But I...

  Mr. Humberfloob : [shouting]  Fireeeee-dah!

  [McFinnigan runs away crying] 

• The Fish : Stop this right now!

  Conrad : Who said that?

  The Fish : Me! Remember, the fish? Came home in a baggy, loved me for two weeks, and then *nothing*!

  Sally : The fish is talking.

  The Cat : Well, sure, he can talk. But is he saying anything? No, not really.

• Mr. Humberfloob : [speaking to Joan]  If your house is as messy as last time, you're FIRRRRRRRE-DUH!

• [from DVD menu] 

  Conrad : [gets spit out of a tube from the Cat's hat]  Whoa! Cool!

  Sally : [gets spit out next]  Ugh! Well that was rather rude.

  Conrad : I thought it was pretty cool.

  Sally : You would.

  Conrad : You should.

  Sally : [to viewer]  Oh, hello there. I'm Sally, and welcome to the Cat in the Hat DVD.

  Conrad : And I'm Conrad, and if you click over here, I'll show you some real cool stuff about the film.

  Sally : Or if you click on my side, I'll tell you some amazing stories about how they made the movie.

  Conrad : Don't listen to Sally, her stuff is boring! Click over here!

  Sally : The word you're looking for is interesting.

  The Fish : [rising from the hat]  Remember the fish?