The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments (2002 TV Special)
Richard Dawson: Self
Quotes
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Richard Dawson : Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.
Contestant : My underwear!
[Audience busts out laughing]
Richard Dawson : Next question, what time do you get off work?
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Richard Dawson : I said name a time that most people get up. And being the Einstein that you are, you said morning. Our survey said... zip! Now if that wasn't bad enough, I then said name a time that most people go to bed, and you said, of course. Night. Our survey said... 2!
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Richard Dawson : Name something you might accidentally leave on all night.
Contestant : Your shoes.
[audience laughs]
Richard Dawson : I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but you are weird.
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Richard Dawson : Name an animal that has letters in its name.
Contestant : Alligator.
[audience starts laughing]
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Richard Dawson : During what month's pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
Contestant : September.