- Indiana Jones: [upon encountering the saw trap in Prague] In times like this, I realize that I should've kept that teaching job.
- Marshall Kai, Ch'in Shi-Huang-Ti: My apologies, Doctor Jones. My partner is cursed with a vivid imagination and an impetuous tongue.
- Indiana Jones: Reminds me of my last date.
- Wu Han: The Black Dragon Fortress is located at the peak of those mountains.
- Indiana Jones: I don't suppose they have an elevator.
- Wu Han: No, but there is a gondola system that runs throughout the entire complex.
- Indiana Jones: It can't be that easy.
- Wu Han: It's not. The system is located in the middle of a Nazi submarine base.
- Indiana Jones: Figures.
- Indiana Jones: [every time Indy finds a secret artifact] I'm gonna be a rich man... if I ever get out of this alive.
- Von Beck: Guten tag, Doctor Jones. A beautiful day for a swim, is it not? I would join you, but I'm afriad I have forgotten my bathing suit.
- Indiana Jones: No problem. I can lend you mine. It's back at the hotel.
- Von Beck: [laughs] The famous American sense of humor. I never really understood it.
- Indiana Jones: Have I ever mentioned how absolutely stunning you look in that dress?
- Mei Ying: It's the third time you've mentioned it, Doctor Jones.
- Indiana Jones: [after putting on a German officer uniform to disguise himself] They say women like a man in uniform. I think this is probably an exception.
- Mei Ying: [after Indy is scared by a snake-shaped torch] What's the matter? It's just a snake.
- Indiana Jones: It's a long story...
- Indiana Jones: [fighting the Feng Twins] I don't hit women. But in your case, I'll make an exception.
- Indiana Jones: [upon encountering the giant crocodile] Whoa! Looks like somebody's been overfeeding the fish. If I don't get that monster out of the way, this is going to be a really short swim.
- Mei Ying: Be careful, Doctor Jones. The path to the Dragon's Heart is more dangerous than you can imagine.
- Indiana Jones: It always is, sweetheart.