American Wedding (2003)

Julie Payne: Mrs. Zyskowski

Quotes 

• [Stifler arrives at Mrs. Zyskowski's house] 

  Steve Stifler : Hello? Are you awake? Shit! C'mon! C'mon! Anybody awake?

  [Mrs. Zyskowski opens her window to see who is outside her house] 

  Steve Stifler : Oh, oh, oh, are you Mrs. Zyskowski?

  Mrs. Zyskowski : Who are you?

  Steve Stifler : I'm the guy who just killed all the flowers for the Levenstein-Band Geek wedding.

  Mrs. Zyskowski : [Mrs. Zyskowski looks at Stifler in disbelief]  What?

  Steve Stifler : Yeah, I'm that guy. Now, what I need you to do is drag your ass down to your little store, gather up some flowers, slice 'em and dice 'em, jam 'em all together, and cart that crap down to the wedding!

  Mrs. Zyskowski : Are you completely insane?

  Steve Stifler : You have no idea.

  Mrs. Zyskowski : Even if I overlook the fact that this is the rudest thing I have ever encountered, there is no time to re-do all that work. I had four assistants working two full days on that wedding. I'm sorry. It's impossible!

  [Mrs. Zyskowski shuts the window on Stifler] 

  Steve Stifler : Ah... We don't quit at halftime, ma'am! You don't score until you score!

  [Mrs. Zyskowski opens her window again] 

  Steve Stifler : That's the spirit, sweet heart!