- [Chris has just found out that his daughter Rena is pregnant]
- John Grubb: So who's the daddy?
- Madge Grubb: I... I don't know that she knows.
- John Grubb: Well, at least Rena's popular.
- Rena Grubb: You don't love daddy, do you Jay?
- Jay Grubb: No
- Rena Grubb: Why not? He's your daddy just like i'm your sister. I haven't done anything for you to just give me your love.
- Jay Grubb: You never tried to shit on it either.
- Rena Grubb: When somebody gives you their love you should try not to shit on it i guess.
- [pauses]
- Rena Grubb: I should write that down.
- Jay Grubb: Maybe you should embroider it on something.
- John Grubb: I thought maybe Buddy'd be a good boy for Rena.
- Madge Grubb: Well, it's long been a dream of mine to hook her up with one of the lesser felons around here.