The League of Gentlemen: Live at Drury Lane (2001 Video)
Steve Pemberton: Various Roles
Photos
Quotes
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Pauline : [the audience boo her] Is this Dick fucking Wittington? You'll want to see men dressed as women next!
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Pauline : My God, I've never seem so much dole scum under one roof before. Has no one got a job in here? No, you're all too busy flicking yourselves off to Ann Robinson!
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Prosecuter : The final suspect came in the shape of an old fat woman. State your name for the record madam.
Cathy Carter Smith : MISS! Cathy Carter Smith.
Prosecuter : Occupation?
Cathy Carter Smith : Restart officer. I was assigned to take over from Pauline, um, the victim.
Prosecuter : How did she react to this.
Cathy Carter Smith : I think she took it rather well.
Pauline : [we go back to the scene] Piss off you big fat cunt!
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Herr Lipp : Enjoy the rest of your evening, sleep tight. And remember, don't let the bugger bite you.
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Herr Lipp : If you know of any erections, please let me know. I'm not fussy where I put myself.
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Herr Lipp : There's a lot of fun English games. Hop cock, British bull dykes and stick your tail in a donkey.