Club Dread (2004)

M.C. Gainey: Hank

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Quotes 

• Hank : When you're all done with your little pink panty meltdown, let me know... 'cause I'd like to get down to business.

  Coconut Pete : I thought it was time to bring in the pro.

  Sam, The Fun Police : Hank?

  Coconut Pete : Yes, Hank. The head of security on all my tours.

  Jenny : So, what? He keeps aging hippies from stealing the bong out of your tour bus?

  Coconut Pete : It just so happens that Hank used to be a federal agent. Yes, that's right. Headed an FBI task force on serial killers. Single-handedly caught the Minneapolis Mangler.

  Lars : Who's the Minneapolis Mangler?

  Hank : Exactly!

  Dave : Pete, you are aware that I've personally served this guy 20 beers a day for the last 10 years, right?

  Hank : [shows a nasty scar on his stomach]  Hey, I was in Nicaragua, junior! When you can stuff your intestines back in your pockets and walk 20 klicks to an aid station after a knife fight with guerrilla drug lords, then you talk to me!

• Hank : All right, since there's no way off this rock, we're gonna have to catch this guy.

  Putman : Catch him? We couldn't even catch the bloody raccoon that was stealing my wristbands last month.

  Hank : You didn't ask me to catch the raccoon, did you, pimp? All right, now here's the plan: you're gonna give this wing-nut exactly what he wants. You're all gonna do your jobs.

  Juan : All right then, tell me something. How the hell are we esposed to do our jobs, when somebody is killing the deek out of everybody on the island?

  Hank : Take it easy there, menstrual cramp.

• Hank : [Unrated version]  There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back. So, why don't uh, you and me, let's just...

  [killer cuts his throat] 

• Hank : There's always one asshole like you who wants to shit in the apple pie! Well, you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back! So whaddya say, you and me, we just sort this...

  [killer cuts his throat] 

• Hank : There's always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well, you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back. So why don't uh, you and me, let's just... .

  [killer cuts his throat]