Jack Stevenson: Al Norm

Quotes 

• [talking to himself] 

  Al Norm : You know, I bought a can of spaghetti with tomatoes and Swedish meatballs, and when I got home from the store I opened the can. I was pouring the content of the can out but the meatballs wouldn't come out. I mean the meatballs didn't come out.

  [pause] 

  Al Norm : I'm never gonna by this can again.