- Mr. Kelly: Take a look around you Ned, one day this will all be yours. Rubber is the way of the future. And you and I will lead the way, together. Together with our farm of rubber...
- Henchman Williams: [after knocking a stick puppet he thinks is a bush ranger into a fire] Yeah! Burn you skinny son of a bitch!
- Hawkins: Morning Governor Sinclair.
- Sinclair: Tell me Hawkins, who made my breakfast this morning?
- Hawkins: That new Cook, Sir. Was there a problem?
- Sinclair: Yes Hawkins, there was. Several in fact. My fruit salad had no Paw Paw, my pheasant eggs were cold, mild at best, and this Earl Gray tastes as if it's been pissed from a dead baby.
- Hawkins: I'll forward your complaints to him, Sir.
- Sinclair: Don't do that Hawkins. Just have the man killed.