Issues 101 (2002)

Trevor Murphy: Tim

Quotes 

• Bill : Well, according to the bylaws, you have to give elected officials three months to prove themselves before talk of ANY impeachment can occur.

  Jeff : Meanwhile, this damn fool is out blowing our money on the damn stock exchange.

  Bo : I know what I'm doin'.

  Tim : Bo...

  Bo : I really do!

  Tim : Bo, no offense. These don't sound like companies that are worth anything! Nobody's ever HEARD of them!

  Jeff : And where the fuck do these companies come from?

  Bo : They're companies... from... the Internet.

  Beefy Frat Brother : What the fuck is that?

• Bo : Hey, can, um, I have your chocolates?

  Tim : Do you have a vagina I'm tryin' to get my dick into?

• Joe Phillips : If you want something from her, you gotta prove to her that she's worth something, okay? And you gotta prove that you're not gonna run away.

  Tim : Away? Where?

  Joe Phillips : That you're not... That it's not just a one-night-stand.

  Tim : Well, that's pretty fuckin' stupid. Why would I wanna have sex with her just once? I mean, what is she thinking?

  Joe Phillips : Well, she's probably thinking about all the other guys that've just had sex with her and then taken off.

  Tim : She's had sex with a lot of guys that just took off?