Issues 101 (2002)

Dennis W. Rittenhouse Jr.: Christian

Quotes 

• Brutal Frat Brother : Why don't you, uh, take off your pants and come join us?

  Christian : Ah, I don't know, man. Th-that's kind of crazy.

  Brutal Frat Brother : That's kind of the point.

• Brutal Frat Brother : My turn. I want some of this.

  Christian : Not yet. I'm gonna teach this cock-sucker just how to do it right.

• Joe Phillips : Gimme your hand. You got nice hands.

  Christian : Joe, stop fucking around!

• Joe Phillips : Now, gimme your hand. I'm helping you.

  Christian : Oh, this is helping me?

  Joe Phillips : Yes. I think I know something about you.

  Christian : And what's that?

  Joe Phillips : You can tell a lot by a guy's hand, whether he's loving, caring, sensitive and sweet, or about to get his rocks off.

  Christian : Fuck! I KNEW you'd find out! That fucking bitch, Mark. I KNEW he'd fucking tell you!

• Christian : Well, I hope you don't mind, but I kind of invited my younger brother Michael up for the weekend. That way, you have someone to hang with while Kim and I are doin' the... relationship thing. But in the meantime, get to know Michael.

  Joe Phillips : What if we don't have anything in common?

  Christian : Oh, you do.

  Joe Phillips : What?

  Christian : Let's just say... you like the same thing.

• Christian : Look, Joe, I fucked up. I fucked up badly. God! I was just so jealous of you and Michael.

  Joe Phillips : How can you get jealous of Michael and I? You're not gay, remember?

  Christian : Well, I can tell you that doesn't stop me from being jealous.