Ratchet & Clank (2002 Video Game)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek, Commando, Announcer, Bouncer

Quotes 

• Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : My race of Blarg has a small problem. Our planet has become so pulluted, overpopulated and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I, Chairman Drek, have a solution. We are constructing a prestige new world using the choices of planetary components available. So, what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using our high sophisticated technology, which you can't possibly understand, we will extract a large portion of your planet and add it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift towards the sun where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas, but, of course, sacrifices must be made. Thank you for your co-operation.

  Director : Cut!

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : And if you don't like it, you can take your winy snivelling snot nosed populations, form a line behind me and you can kiss my... Am I still on? Well turn it off, you idiot!

• Mayor : This is your last chance! Stop this madness now!

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Okay, wait... you're right, I WILL withdraw my troops!

  Mayor : Really?

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : No! He's all yours gentlemen! Try not to leave any marks!

• Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Lieutenant!

  Robot Lieutentant : Yes sir!

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : You have fulfiled your tree quarter. Barely.

  Robot Lieutentant : We are ready to return to base!

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Not so fast, lieutenant! Just because we have enough trees doesn't mean they should have them! Destroy everything!

• Bouncer : Hey hey hey! Press conference is over! Captain Qwark don't want no more reporters bugging him in his trailer!

  Ratchet : Oh... you see, my friend and I need to speak to the Captain about a matter of galactic security.

  Bouncer : You mean you and your walking camera? You paparazzi make me sick! Now beat it!

  Clank : But sir, I'm sure that Captain Qwark will understand once we...

  Bouncer : No, no, save it. I know how it works. You convince me to let you in. You snap a picture of the captain in his underpants.

  Ratchet : ...underpants?

  Bouncer : Then, you sell the picture to the Info-Tabloids for a million bolts!

  Ratchet : You got it all wrong!

  Bouncer : Meanwhile, I'm stuck here making six bolts an hour and I have to listen to a lecture from that cheapskate Qwark! So you don't get in unless I get a kickback, in advance!

• Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : So, it has come to this. Once I step on this ignition switch a countdown will commence, the end of which signals the destruction of your pitiful world.

  Clank : There must be another way to make a home for your people.

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : You think that's what this is about? Who do you think polluted our last world? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only - cash, and lots of it! You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new world. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin polluting this world as well, then the whole thing starts all over again. Ah, brilliant.

  Clank : Why you... you... evil little...

  [the timer starts] 

  Ratchet : Save it Clank. We have to stop that timer.

• Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : It is time for your new assignment.

  Captain Qwark : Ahhhhh a photo shoot by your shinny new space shuttle. Teriffic idea!

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Oh you really are an idiot!

  Captain Qwark : What?

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : [sighs]  you are to take the shuttle and ambush those two miscreants when they arrive.

  Captain Qwark : Oh hehe right. Er. who are they again?

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Grrrrrr THOSE TWO!

  [Points to sign with Ratchet and Clank on the front] 

  Captain Qwark : Oh hehe right. Theres just one proplem Im er...

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : ...Too washed up for ground combat? True. That is why I am giving you my starfighter. You can still fly can't you?

  [Qwark nods] 

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : It is decided then.