Ratchet & Clank (2002 Video Game)

Jim Ward: Captain Qwark, Deserter, Gadgetron CEO

Quotes 

• Captain Qwark : Thank you, and have a qwarktastic day.

• Ratchet : This isn't over, Qwark!

  Captain Qwark : No, but will be soon...

• Ratchet : Uh... hi? This is Ratchet for... uh... Gadgetron hoverboards. And if you... um...

  Clank : Yo dudes. For the freshest boards in the galaxy, check out the new XZ88, from Gadgetron! It's so hot, it's cool!

  Gadgetron CEO : I think I got the wrong guy... that was... um... something...

• Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : It is time for your new assignment.

  Captain Qwark : Ahhhhh a photo shoot by your shinny new space shuttle. Teriffic idea!

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Oh you really are an idiot!

  Captain Qwark : What?

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : [sighs]  you are to take the shuttle and ambush those two miscreants when they arrive.

  Captain Qwark : Oh hehe right. Er. who are they again?

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : Grrrrrr THOSE TWO!

  [Points to sign with Ratchet and Clank on the front] 

  Captain Qwark : Oh hehe right. Theres just one proplem Im er...

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : ...Too washed up for ground combat? True. That is why I am giving you my starfighter. You can still fly can't you?

  [Qwark nods] 

  Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : It is decided then.