The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (1989)

Harry Shearer: Principal Seymour Skinner, Mr. Largo, Ned Flanders, Tattoo Guy, Waylon Smithers, Dr. Zitofsky, Loudspeaker Announcer in Shop, Santa Claus Manager, Santa Claus Teacher, Announcer, Clerk

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Quotes 

• Bart : One 'Mother', please.

  Tattoo Guy : Wait a minute, how old are you?

  Bart : Twenty one, Sir.

  Tattoo Guy : Get in the chair.

• Manager : Do you like kids?

  Homer : What? You mean all the time? Even when they're nuts?

  [the interviewer gives him a suspicious look] 

  Homer : Uh, I sure do.

• Homer : What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper?

  Clerk : 99 to 1.

  Homer : Wow! You hear that, Boy? 99 times 13 equals Merry Christmas!

• Homer : Um Dasher, Dancer... Prancer... Nixon, Comet, Cupid... Donna Dixon?

  Teacher : Sit down, Simpson.

• Dr. Zitofsky : Now whatever you do boy, don't squirm. You don't want to get this sucker near your eye or your groin.