Animal Precinct (2001– )

Mike Geller: Self

Quotes 

• Joe Pentangelo - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement : I just exhausted, uh, every reasonable argument and I'm not gonna stand here and debate with this guy.

  Joe Pentangelo - ASPCA Special Agent for Humane Law Enforcement : I mean, this is how reasonable the guy is, look at the sign that says "no parking at any time"... look where the van is. I mean, you know, he thinks he's Clarence Darrow, he's gonna go on and on and on.

  Mike Geller : [as if he's reciting from an old movie]  You got yourself a ducy there, Mr. Pentangelo!