Carnival Nights (1968 TV Special)
Lucille Ball: Self
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Jack Benny : Hey, do you have enough food for lunch?
Lucille Ball : [as Agnes] Yeah, we got low-cal drinks for the thin man, potatoes hi-cal for the fat man, bones for the dog-faced boy, rusty nails for the sword swallower, alphabet soup for the tattooed man, a glass of milk with a couple of straws in it for the two-headed man, and shortin' bread for the midget.