Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Don Cheadle: Basher Tarr
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Quotes
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Linus Caldwell : [Linus is trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher Tarr , Turk Malloy , Virgil Malloy , Reuben Tishkoff , Livingston Dell , Yen , Frank Catton : [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean : Thanks, Linus.
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Linus Caldwell : Um, all right, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest?
Basher Tarr : Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell : Crazy Larry?
Turk Malloy : Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell : Soft shoulder?
Basher Tarr : Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell : Baker's dozen?
Basher Tarr : No woman
[pause]
Basher Tarr : and not enough people.
Turk Malloy : Hell in a Handbasket?
Linus Caldwell : [sigh] We can't train a cat that quickly
[pause]
Linus Caldwell : and...
Linus Caldwell , Basher Tarr , Turk Malloy : Not enough people.
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Danny Ocean : Do I look 50 to you?
Basher Tarr : Yeah.
Danny Ocean : Really?
Basher Tarr : Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
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Danny Ocean : How much is everyone short?
Turk Malloy : 14.
Virgil Malloy : You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
Turk Malloy : Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
Virgil Malloy : Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
Frank Catton : Eight.
Linus Caldwell : Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
Basher Tarr : I'm light 9.
Livingston Dell : What's the interest?
Reuben Tishkoff : 6.
Livingston Dell : Then I owe 6.
Turk Malloy : What?
Livingston Dell : I've been living with my parents.
Rusty Ryan : I owe 25.
[everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
Rusty Ryan : Hotels, man.
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Linus Caldwell : So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!
Basher Tarr : A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?
Linus Caldwell : Yeah!
Basher Tarr : You've gone right out of your tree, my son.
[looking at Turk]
Basher Tarr : He's mad. It's madness.
Turk Malloy : Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.
Linus Caldwell : No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!
Basher Tarr : You might be right. Make the call.
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Danny Ocean : [from the trailer] How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr : Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean : [pauses] Good.
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Basher Tarr : It's gonna get out, then we'll be dead, and no one will want to work with us.
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Virgil Malloy : Smoke the freak out.
Danny Ocean : Yeah.
Turk Malloy : Smoke the freak out.
Linus Caldwell : Hey!
Turk Malloy : What?
Linus Caldwell : Do we have to use that term?
Turk Malloy : What term?
Linus Caldwell : "Freak."
[pause]
Linus Caldwell : I mean the National Institute of Mental Health estimates 5.6 percent of adults develop agraphoriaphobia...
[unable to pronounce]
All : Agoraphobia.
Linus Caldwell : Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...? I don't think we need to be an organization that labels people.
Basher Tarr : Oh, now we're an organization?
Linus Caldwell : Would you call Emily Dickinson a freak?
Reuben Tishkoff : Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
Virgil Malloy : Who's Emily Dickinson?
Linus Caldwell : Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a... you know, a handicapped guy?