- Itzhak Skenström: The people of Greenland has a thousand words for snow, but no words for war. The people of Finland however, has a thousand words for alcohol, but no words for consideration.
- Tony: Hey You! You wanna buy a recorder?
- potential buyer: Nah, I don't think...
- Zunken: Ah, come on now. If you strike now you get three cellphones and a toaster into the bargain.