- Nigel Barker: [about Jade] If conceited drag queens are "in", she's got a shot at being America's Next Top Model.
- Twiggy: [after Kathleen's photo is poorly received by the judges] I really don't think you understood the concept of the photo shoot at all.
- Kathleen: I know, right? I didn't...
- Dionne Alexander: [after receiving a prize for winning a challenge] A T-SHIRT? A T-SHIRT? What you gonna do with a T-SHIRT?