Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004 Video Game)

James Mathis III: Sigint

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• Sigint : [if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box]  Uh, Snake... what are you doing?

  Naked Snake : I'm in a box.

  Sigint : A cardboard box? Wha-why are you...?

  Naked Snake : I dunno, I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here: in the box!

  Sigint : Destiny?

  Naked Snake : Yeah. And then, when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

  Sigint : [baffled]  Uh-huh.

  Naked Snake : Does any of that make sense?

  Sigint : Not even a little.

  Naked Snake : You should come inside the box. Then you'll know what I mean.

  Sigint : Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?

  Naked Snake : [gives an upset groan] 

  Sigint : Yeah, well. Anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

• Sigint : Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.

  Naked Snake : Sure there are.

  Sigint : Like what?

  Naked Snake : It feels good.

  Sigint : Man, you do whatever you want.

  Naked Snake : I will, thanks. Just one question, though.

  Sigint : What?

  Naked Snake : Is there a way to take off my pants?

  Sigint : [aghast]  Say WHAT?

  Naked Snake : My pants, can I...?

  Sigint : Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut-fest!

  [Snake chuckles mischievously] 

• [if you call Sigint after a nightmare] 

  Sigint : Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.

  Naked Snake : That's... pretty sick, man.

• Sigint : Snake, why are you smoking a cigarette?

  Naked Snake : It's a cigar.

  Sigint : Cigar, cigarette, same thing.

  Naked Snake : It's *not* the same thing!

• Sigint : [regarding the Soviet camo]  Looks like Soviet guards will hesitate to attack you from behind with this on.

  Naked Snake : You mean it has advantages, other than being stylish?

• Para-Medic : He's wearing the GA-KO suit.

  Sigint : Why?

  Para-Medic : Because it looks cute.

  Sigint : Snake, talk some sense into her!

  Naked Snake : What's wrong with being cute?

• Sigint : From the looks of it, it's fitted with a 100-round drum magazine... and it never runs out of ammo?

  Naked Snake : Never.

  Sigint : Why's that?

  Naked Snake : Because the internal feed mechanism is shaped like an infinity symbol.

  Sigint : Ah, I get it. Yep, that'll give you unlimited ammo.

• Sigint : You see, Snake, people are just sacks of shit, and they're full of holes.

• Sigint : Tell me the truth. Did you really get that from The Sorrow?

  Naked Snake : Yeah.

  Sigint : ...Hell, the major says he's been abducted by a UFO, so why not?