Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004 Video Game)

Jim Piddock: Major Zero

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• Major Zero : 007 is the biggest thing to come out of England since the Mayflower. I wouldn't be surprised if they made 20 more of those movies.

• Naked Snake : Real heroes are never made public.

  Major Zero : Not in our line of work anyway.

• Major Zero : They're not cookies. They're scones.

• Major Zero : The origins of afternoon tea go back to the Victorian Era. Anna Maria, the seventh Duchess of Bedford, was...

• Major Zero : I don't want to call President Kennedy a liar, but I simply cannot imagine that in six years' time, man will have reached the moon.

  Naked Snake : I don't know, I never thought we would make it into space.

• Naked Snake : The earth was blue, but there was no God.

  Major Zero : Well said.

• Major Zero : This is one for the history books, the world's first HALO jump.

• Major Zero : Spread your wings and fly. God be with you!

• Naked Snake : Home in time for dinner.

  Major Zero : But if you fail you'll be eating breakfeast, lunch, and all the rest of your meals in the jungle.

• Para-Medic : [On the radio]  Snake, have you seen "007: From Russia with Love"?

  Naked Snake : I don't like those movie. Real spies are nothing like James Bond. It's pure fantasy.

  Para-Medic : Snake, I don't think the Major's going to like you saying that.

  Naked Snake : And even though it's fiction. I can't help but comparing myself to Bond.

  Major Zero : What exactly don't you like about James Bond? Is it the fantastic gadgets? The cars? The guns?

  Naked Snake : Major...!

  Major Zero : Snake, wouldn't you like to have a gun shaped like a pen?

  Naked Snake : What good is a pen going to do me in the jungle? I'd look like a fool.

  Major Zero : Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you're grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they're distracted.

  Naked Snake : Ok, now you're being ridiculous.