- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: Every single day, stress comes in every way. I ain't got no time for nobody. My style is rich, dope, phat in which... we'll make a cake today that looks rich!
- Moosolini: Alright, we're here, just sitting in the car. I want you to show me if you can get far. Step on the gas...
- PaRappa: Step on the gas.
- Chop Chop Master Onion: I need to go just as bad as you. What I had this morning I don't even want to say to you. Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...
- PaRappa: Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...
- Chop Chop Master Onion: Or, I will fall to the floor.
- PaRappa: Or, I will fall to the floor.
- Chop Chop Master Onion: Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...
- PaRappa: Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...
- Chop Chop Master Onion: Or, I will fall to the floor.
- PaRappa: Or, I will fall to the floor.
- Chop Chop Master Onion: Hatatatatatatatatatatatah!
- Moosolini: Uh-uh, uh-uh, no way! I've been sitting in my car, yes, now for days! Did you check the toilets on the right?
- PaRappa: Did you check the toilets on the right?
- Moosolini: Did you check the toilets on the left?
- PaRappa: Did you check the toilets on the left?
- Moosolini: Did *you* check the toilets on the right?
- PaRappa: Did you check the toilets on the right?
- Moosolini: Did *you* check the toilets on the left?
- PaRappa: Did you check the toilets on the left?
- Moosolini: OK, OK. You win.
- Prince Fleaswallow: Ribet, ribet, I cannot hold it. The last toilet that me had, me already sold it. In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow but now I really gotta go.
- PaRappa: In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow but now you really gotta go.
- Prince Fleaswallow: The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!
- PaRappa: The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!
- Prince Fleaswallow: In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow but now I really gotta go.
- PaRappa: In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow but now you really gotta go.
- Prince Fleaswallow: The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!
- PaRappa: The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!
- Prince Fleaswallow: Ah. A, me lose you know, I'm outta here!
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk! *Squawk!* I got a call. I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written.
- PaRappa: You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written.
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!
- PaRappa: Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written.
- PaRappa: You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written.
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!
- PaRappa: Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: It's all yours.
- PaRappa: Ahhhh! This is life!
- Moosolini: Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car! We got an emergency, can't you see? Do you know why we stopped the car?
- PaRappa: Do I know why we stopped the car?
- Moosolini: Guess...
- PaRappa: Guess...
- Moosolini: What...
- PaRappa: What...
- Moosolini: Do you know why we stopped the car?
- PaRappa: Do I know why we stopped the car?
- Moosolini: Guess...
- PaRappa: Guess...
- Moosolini: What...
- PaRappa: What...
- Moosolini: I forgot to close the door...
- PaRappa: You forgot to close the door...
- [she shuts the car door with a "Hmph!" and the car drives off again]
- Moosolini: Now just don't forget, this ain't kung fu, come on again!
- [the car's gas gauge is running on empty]
- PaRappa: [thinks in surprise] Aaa, my car's tank is empty, but mine is full. I mean, I'm full of gas, and not the car.
- [he becomes confused while trying to think]
- PaRappa: [thinks it over] Huh? No! The car needs gas but I don't!
- [he gets angry and flames swell up his eyes while he tries to think]
- PaRappa: [thinks to himself] Anyway, we have to find a gas station right now!
- [PaRappa runs around the gas station for a restroom when he sees a long line there]
- PaRappa: [angry, turns blue] Excuse me! This is an emergency! I need to go right now!
- Chop Chop Master Onion, Moosolini, Prince Fleaswallow, Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: [voices] So do we!
- PaRappa: [surprised] Oh my, now what? What can we do?
- [the spotlights turn on one by one in the darkness to reveal...]
- Chop Chop Master Onion: Yah, I know!
- Moosolini: I know!
- Prince Fleaswallow: I know!
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: I know!
- Chop Chop Master Onion, Moosolini, Prince Fleaswallow, Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken: Let's rap for it!
- Chop Chop Master Onion: That's a good idea!
- Moosolini: Hurry up!
- Katy Kat: [in PaRappa's imagination] PaRappa! What do you expect to do without a cake? A birthday party without a cake is like a dance floor without me! Do you understand that?