NHL 2002 (2001 Video Game)
Jim Hughson: Play-by-Play Announcer
Quotes
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Colour Analyst : Ow, I spilled hot coffee on my legs!
Play-by-Play Announcer : THOSE ARE MY LEGS!
Colour Analyst : Oh yeah, sorry.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Carter is whipped up about something, and now these two are going to go!
Colour Analyst : They're going back and forth...
Play-by-Play Announcer : ...and forth and back...
Colour Analyst : ...and back again!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Five minute Fighting majors have been handed out!
Colour Analyst : There's a valuable lesson to be learned here, Jim!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Don't get in fights?
Colour Analyst : No, don't make fun of his Backstreet Boys lunchbox!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : [after a faceoff win]
[Insert Center's name here]
Play-by-Play Announcer : sure is handy to have around the faceoff circle.
Colour Analyst : And around the house. He rivals Bob Vila.
Play-by-Play Announcer : Really?
Colour Analyst : No.
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Colour Analyst : He stops pucks like it's his job!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Isn't it?
Colour Analyst : Good point!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Bertuzzi gets called for Interference. They'll be short one player.
Colour Analyst : Why go after that guy? He might aswell have hauled down a fan!
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Colour Analyst : That's one way to open up the scoring!
Play-by-Play Announcer : You would've preferred something else?
Colour Analyst : No, that one was just fine.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : HE SCORES! Wow, Don, that was really incredible!
Colour Analyst : Well, then don't eat it.
Play-by-Play Announcer : I said incredible!
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Colour Analyst : Shouldn't the goalie maybe have had that one?
Play-by-Play Announcer : Pretty much.
Colour Analyst : I see.
Play-by-Play Announcer : I know you would.
Colour Analyst : Hmm.
Play-by-Play Announcer : Vancouver is laying all kinds of hardship on them now.
Colour Analyst : I haven't seen this kind of schelackin' since my pankake incident!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Vancouver is dominating this game!
Colour Analyst : Guess which team is the good one?
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Play-by-Play Announcer : The Oilers are making a change in the net, Don!
Colour Analyst : Cool! The new guy has a better mask!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Holden scores!
Colour Analyst : He put it upstairs, where El Presidente keeps the election results! No need for anyone else to see them, I trust them!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Me too.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : The Canucks have truly embarrassed them now, Don!
Colour Analyst : This game is more one-sided than my conversations!
Play-by-Play Announcer : I can't believe you admitted to that...
Colour Analyst : Sorry? I wasn't paying attention.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Bertuzzi scores!
Colour Analyst : I can't wait to see that one on replay!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Are replays even on right now?
Colour Analyst : I don't know, let's wait and see.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Holden scores!
Colour Analyst : Evidently, the goalie decided to sleep in today.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Here we go, folks! It's scrap-time!
Colour Analyst : Oh well, at least they're not swearing or spitting.
Play-by-Play Announcer : It looks like these two guys will be taking a mandatory rest for fighting!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Holden shoulders Horcoff.
Colour Analyst : I thought he was going in for the high-five Jim, but in retro-spect I guess that wouldn't really have made a lot of sense!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Horcoff gets checked.
Colour Analyst : Oh, they felt that hit in the Rafters! Which bakes the question, "Why are there people in the Rafters?"
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Colour Analyst : Well, they say good things come in threes!
Play-by-Play Announcer : I thought it was celebrity deaths that always came in threes.
Colour Analyst : And while we're at it, let's not forget The Stooges!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Atlanta has taken the lead!
Colour Analyst : Their fans are going nuts! I just saw a guy do a back-flip in the crowd! Or was that just a rendering bug?
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Colour Analyst : That shot was powered by pure Nana-Nahaijna!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Whatever *that* might be...
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Colour Analyst : [camera zooms in on Jaromir Jagr] Hey, Jim! It's only the first period, but how many points does he have now? A: A lot. B: A lot. C: A lot!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Hmmm, I'd go with B, "A lot."
Colour Analyst : [buzz] Wrong! It's D, "A ton!" But thanks for playing!
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Colour Analyst : GÓL!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Go-go-go-gooool...
Colour Analyst : GÓL!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Gooooooool...
Colour Analyst : GÓL!
Play-by-Play Announcer : [embarrassed] Let's never do that again.
Colour Analyst : Agree!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : He scores!
Colour Analyst : I clocked that one at a cool 200 miles/hour!
Play-by-Play Announcer : I think you're off by about 100 miles/hour there, Don.
Colour Analyst : Wow! That thing was going 300 miles/hour?
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Colorado is fully in control of this game again!
Colour Analyst : And I'm fully in control of my motor skills again! Stupid electro-shock therapy.
Play-by-Play Announcer : Keep complaining, and I'll up that voltage again!
Colour Analyst : What complaining?
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Drury has a huge shot, Don!
Colour Analyst : You could say it has an impact on things!
[pause]
Colour Analyst : That joke however, did not.
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Colour Analyst : Jim, I once took a faceoff against this guy, and he knocked my stick up into the press box!
Play-by-Play Announcer : Oh, I remember, Don! So does my dentist.
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Play-by-Play Announcer : New Jersey needs to kill off this penalty - they can't afford to go down another goal!
Colour Analyst : Another goal and the pulse of this team will be this:
[flat-line SFX]
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Play-by-Play Announcer : Tkachuk gets nailed for elbowing.
Colour Analyst : [Watching the replay] Have you seen the latest in elbow-padding technology? Take a look!
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Play-by-Play Announcer : He stopped that shot as if to say, "Nice try, puny Earthling!"
