The Fight for the Fox Box (2003 TV Short)

Madeleine Blaustein: Dr. K, Chef Kawasaki

Quotes 

• Shredder : [on the briefing screens where the antagonists videoconference]  The Turtles may have the code, but we have The Turtles! There should not be any more problems.

  Dr. Eggman : I believe Sonic may have discovered my code, too.

  The Voice : I hope the rest of you had better luck!

  Dr. K : Not exactly. Cubix sort of got my code.

  Dialbolic : Kid Muscle may have lucked out and gotten the code, but I wouldn't say this is the final call.

  King Dedede : Don't blame me! It's Escargoon's fault! He was in charge of hidin' my part of the code.

  Escargoon : What's the big deal? The code's still in five different pieces, right? Nobody'll ever put 'em together!

  The Voice : You fool! Donatello set up a website called SaveTheFoxBox.com! If anyone saw all the parts of the code, they could enter it there and restore the network!

  [the Voice's visualization fades away as the voice itself changes to reveal the speaker as Wayne Cramp. His voice is no longer distorted] 

  Wayne Cramp : And that would make me mad at you! And you don't wanna make me mad, 'cuz when I get mad, that's when I get even!

  Dorothy Cramp : [knocking on his bedroom door]  Wayne Cramp! What are you doing?

  Wayne Cramp : Uh, nothing Mother! Just plotting to destroy the Fox Box! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Dorothy Cramp : If you see your brother, send him down. And don't you be late!

  Wayne Cramp : I'll be there for sure!

  [to himself] 

  Wayne Cramp : Just tying up some loose ends...

  Lucien Cramp : [with his back tied to a skateboard]  I won't let you get away with this!

  Wayne Cramp : The only one getting away is you!

  Lucien Cramp : [he starts sliding headfirst down the stairs]  Aaah!

  Wayne Cramp : Ha ha ha ha! Bye, girl-pants! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  [in his altered "Voice" voice] 

  Wayne Cramp : The Fox Box is mine! Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

• The Voice : [the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens]  Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!

  King Dedede : Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!

  Dr. K : Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.

  Escargoon : I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.

  Dr. K : What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.

  Shredder : Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.

  The Voice : Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.

  Dr. Eggman : What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?

  The Voice : Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.

  Shredder : Hmm... Go on.

  The Voice : The DMP will never lose another match to Kid Muscle again. Sounds good, doesn't it Dialbolic?

  Dialbolic : Sounds even better than a dial tone!

  The Voice : Dr. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog won't find the Chaos Emeralds, because they'll be in your control!

  Dr. Eggman : Hmm. Very interesting.

  The Voice : [the scene cuts to reveal that the conversation is being listend to on a car radio]  King Dedede! You and Nightmare Enterprises will finally cook up a monster that will stop Kirby for good!

  [It is Jack and Ace, the Funky Cops, who are listening] 

  Ace Anderson : [in the passenger's seat]  We must be picking up someone's CB radio!

  Jack Kowalski : This guy sounds nuts!

  The Voice : Cubix will be defeated once and for all! Or week after week if you like, Dr. K!

  Dr. K : Ooh! That's like music to my ears!

  Shredder : But who are you to lead this group? Show yourself!

  The Voice : Who am I? Right now all you need to know is that I'm the one with the Fox Box broadcast codes!

  Jack Kowalski , Ace Anderson : What?

  [Jack slams on the brakes and causes traffic to stop] 

  Ace Anderson : The codes were...?

  Jack Kowalski : Stolen?

  The Voice : Without which the network will be off the air.

• Dr. K : My luck has really changed, Kilobot. First I switched from that dull and boring network to the Fox Box. And now I get to join the baddest group on television. Hee hee heh heh! There's King Dedede, Shredder, and of course the baddest one of all!

  [his picture appears on the screen] 

  Kilobot : Where are you going to hide the secret code?

  Dr. K : If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?

  [turns to his other side where a holograph of Kolossal appears] 

  Dr. K : Kolossal!

  Kolossal : Kolossal here.

  Dr. K : Everything better be ready in my laboratory.

  [he proceeds to put a computer chip with the code on it in a large device] 

  Dr. K : This hiding place will make Fort Knox look like a piggy bank! Once I hide this code in Kulminator's memory unit, no one will be able to get it! First we'll take over the network, then Bubbletown, and then the world! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Kilobot : [starts to walk out of the room]  Aah, Dr. K may be a fool, but I hope he succeeds. If we can take over the Fox Box, that means we can stop the Funky Cops. And if we stop the Funky Cops that means we can stop disco from making a comeback. I hate disco.