- John: Fuckin' love these Glocks, man. Throw 'em on the ground, kick 'em, whatever. They never go off accidentally.
- Detective Allen Crane: This ain't America, you little shit. This is Buffalo. I'm the big dog around here, and I CAN piss all over your rights. I can put you in the ground if I want to.
- David Marx: See that sorry son of a bitch? That's me, David Marx, and today has been the worst day of my life.
- Bar Philosopher: You know the Underground Railroad ran through Buffalo?
- Bar Philosopher (II): Underground Railroad? They can't even build a decent fucking subway.