- Betty Bagwell: Have you never seen a woman naked?
- Samuel Pepys: It's just like in the paintings.
- Betty Bagwell: But without one of them cherubs in just the wrong place.
- [Pepys is in the dock]
- Samuel Pepys: [to camera] And what have they accused me of? Spying for the French and taking bribes. I never spied for the French.
- Samuel Pepys: They say that when we get to Heaven's gate, St. Peter gives us a book in which all our sins are written. I seem to have done his job for him.